How to turn ur shit- u suck- luck into great god luck

THIS GUIDE IS PRIMARY FOR ART AND PEOPLE WHO SUCK WITH LUCK HEROES.

As you all know, i am super lucky at times (generally 98% of the time), so now im going to teach you h2b lucky.

Prerequisites:
have beaten dun atleast once in a game
have failed more then 10000 times
unknown to noobs
nor known to pros
have withstood pain of rage
yet your failure will be redeemed
so pray, unlimited luck works

no but really the first two are necessary

STEP 1: BELIEVE IN LUCK (IF U DONT BELIEVE, THEN WHY BOTHER?)
STEP 2: SAY SOMETHING TO STIR UR LUCK UP (LIKE SAY; IMA OWN U WITH MULTICAST)
STEP 3: NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER (LIKE MOST OF YOUR FAGS GIVE UP EARLY n LATE GAME. GOD DAMNIT)
STEP 4: FINALLY; TROLL KIRI (THIS HAS ALWAYS GIVEN ME LUCK FOR SOME REASON LOL)

And there you go

Step 1: Pick Nazrin
Step 2: Proc with b first hit every time
Step 3: ?????

FU, gtfo my bad luck

go die!

But it only works with Letty's B.....

Basically, Letty B + IT'S GOING TO FUCKING HIT ME, I KNOW IT! = never hits

Nub Kiri, real men ams letty's B

when i say it will hit me then it hits me and if i say it won't hit me it hits me


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Step 1: Pick Nazrin
Step 2: Proc with b first hit every time
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: profit with x